Ilyfjk Edit Meaning

1. When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control. Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog..

1. (n). a seizure that causes uncontrollable ejaculation; a seizure so good it gives you wood (n) Matt had an ejaculizure during the test ..

1. Similar to weiner, weenus, but with 3s, like p33n's brother. Pete's p33n. Gerard Way's cr33n. Mickey Wai's micros..