I'm A Lady Edit Meaning

1. A pair of ageing and rarely laundered scads. "I took my grandma to see Tom Jones the other night. She got carried away and slung h..

1. To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions. Being ..

1. Seems to be derived from ubiquitous (being present everywhere at once) with Russian root "eb" to mean "being fucking ever..