I'm A Real American

What is I'm A Real American?


1.

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,

Fight for the rights of every men,

I'm a Real American,

Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

2.

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.

foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!


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