What is I'm A Real American?
1.
Hulk Hogan's theme tune
I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!
2.
What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.
border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!
Random Words:
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