I'm A Real American

What is I'm A Real American?

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,

Fight for the rights of every men,

I'm a Real American,

Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.

foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

Crymo

1. With the increased popularity of emo bands, cutting and crying a new wave of emo caled "crymo" was born. Introduced by the ban..

Quebec Dump

1. a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself this was brought on becaus me and..

Crotch Mileage

1. A metric to determine if a woman is wifeymaterial. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. ..

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