I'm A Real American

What is I'm A Real American?

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,

Fight for the rights of every men,

I'm a Real American,

Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.

foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

Spelkoman

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Achaributyrophobia

1. (noun) Irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I shit you not. A fun word to use when you feel like skullf..

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1. Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish. You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>. See..

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