I'm A Real American

What is I'm A Real American?

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,

Fight for the rights of every men,

I'm a Real American,

Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.

foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

Zag-fag

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Monkey Shank

1. When a man stabs his sexual partner in the eye with his penis. Oh shit did I monkey shank ya?!..

Gap Kids

1. Plasters all of their clothing with "GAP" in huge letters. Ugh! Abercrombie is so much better Why does Gap Kids have to plast..

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