I'm A Tree

What is I'm A Tree?


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when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

See gobble, trek, nipple


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