What is I'm A Tree?
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when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"
A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"
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Random Words:
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a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tub..
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When you randomly type an obscene word or phrase for no apparent reason other than you felt like it or wanted to see what it looked like..
