What is I'm A Tree?
1.
when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"
A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"
See
Random Words:
1.
To have intercourse with a goat
I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.
See sheep shagger..
1.
Slang for a child molester
The 'innocent until proven guilty' laws do not apply when judging whether or not Michael Jackson i..
