What is I'm A Tree?
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when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"
A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"
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A mobile or cellular phone
Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.
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When a surfer decides not to take off on a wave and backstrokes with his/her arms to keep from being sucked over the falls. This is com..
