What is I'm A Tree?
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when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"
A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"
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Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).
Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.
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Somone who dosn't go around repping somthing that they arn't. And someone who dosn't go around bragging about the small t..
