What is I'm A Tree?
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when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"
A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"
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The name for an illness you feel deserves more sympathy than it gets. Often no more serious than an common cold.
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used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
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