I'm Bored

What is I'm Bored?


1.

the definition of my life

i'm bored

2.

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.

The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:

1) School

2) Work

3) Sitting on a Bench

4) Waiting for someone or something

5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:

1) Add words to slangdefine

2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel

3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards

4) Try to move things with their mind

5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it

Josh: dude, i'm bored.

Kevin: deal with it, you douche.

See bored, boring, im bored

3.

1) a statement of just how bored you are.

2)what a man say's when he means "i want sex"

1) I'm bored. fetch me some pot

2) "hey, honey, i'm bored, you wanna stay in tonight?"

See bored, im, im bored, sex, sethkasketch


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