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A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freeze..
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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo..
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Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..