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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
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noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
Soldier: Bad news, Commander..
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when you have to shit so bad, you thank god you made it to the toilet
My mom made sloppy joes tonight. i barely made it to the bathroo..