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A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.
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noun; derived from the adjective "perfect;" refers to any situation in life that is absolutely perfect, celebratory, or monume..
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The tan (or burn as the case may be) you get on your back from wearing a t-shirt that is a little too short; preferably, but obviously n..