I'm Happy To Be Here

What is I'm Happy To Be Here?

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1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.

2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?

Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*

Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

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