I'm In A Tree

What is I'm In A Tree?


1.

A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.

Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.

Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.

See unavailable, off the grid, in a bind, restricted, anti-social


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