I'm Late

What is I'm Late?

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?

women - i'm late

man - F#*&(&* Christ!

Crackler

1. A loud crackling fart from a dirty ass. Produced before or directly after taking a shit. frap I let out a crackler after I crapped my p..

Grundle Mummies

1. When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle. Sidedoor Sally..

Homebru

1. an alcoholic drink that makes you hug toilets. often used to start fires , clean brass and remove bubble gum from carpets. if encountere..

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