I'm Late

What is I'm Late?

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?

women - i'm late

man - F#*&(&* Christ!

Crack Myself Up

1. to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them. And then the eagle says, "That's not MY n..

Condom Mouff

1. Someone who sucks dick all the time. Shut up with, condom mouff . See condom, wrapper, mouth, mouff, dicksucker, dicksucking..

Muwey

1. Almost (rotten) but not quite yet. Cute word for Mushy "That was a muwey apple." See gross, icky, old, mushy..

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