I'm Not Listening

What is I'm Not Listening?


1.

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"

she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

See kiss, boy, girl, attraction


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