What is I'm Not Really A Waitress?
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The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.
Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"
Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."
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Similar to the Midas Touch, but in this case you intentionally wipe your ass with your pointer finger.
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The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alte..
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A typical marina guy's appearance is as follows: button-up print shirt, sleeves rolled up to 3/4 length, true religion jeans with f..
