What is I'm Not Really A Waitress?


1.

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

See winona


96

Random Words:

1. According to maternal wisdom: "The vertical wrinkle between the eyebrows that makes you attractive to older men." Mum: They&a..
1. when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound "he..
1. A character on the Exodar server in World of Warcraft whose small penis and obvious lack of playing smarts leads him to start a daily cr..