I'm Not Your Bitch

What is I'm Not Your Bitch?


1.

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."

Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?

Jim: Okay.

Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.

Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.

Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?

Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!

See bitch, boss, order, rebel

2.

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

See bitch, incorrect, assumption, correction


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