I'm On The Bus

What is I'm On The Bus?


1.

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"

B: "I'm on the bus."

A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"

B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"

A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"

B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."

A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

See bus, noob, annoying, mobile, chat


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