What is Im 5 Second Rule?
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Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already
Tim: IM 5 second rule
Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
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A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.
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