What is I'm Sorry, Want A Cookie??


1.

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

See bitch, pointless, sarcasm, sarcastic, stupid


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