Imacracy

What is Imacracy?


1.

A government which tries to have the image of being a democracy, but isn't.

Svetlana:

Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!

Boris:

Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .

Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .

Boris:

That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?

Svetlana:

Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!

Both:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...

Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!

Both:

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

...............................

See hoax, dictatorship, communist, fascist, cynical, self-righteous


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