Image Skateboarder

What is Image Skateboarder?


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A person who skateboards just to look 'cool'. Almost like a poser, but a bit more obnoxous. When an Image Skateboarder sees a decent skater, they tend to say that he/she sucks. Usually, Image Skaters are female, to get the skater dudes that they want to gain popularity, but can also range to males as well.

Image Skater: Ugh. Look at her over there. Just because she did that wicked trick, she acts like she can actually skateboard. What a poser.

Real Skater: -cocks one eyebrow-

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