Imaginary Boner

What is Imaginary Boner?


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The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.

girl: DO you EVER get boners!

boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner

See boner, sex, girl, boy, arousal


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