What is Imaginary Boner?
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The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.
girl: DO you EVER get boners!
boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.
girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner
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The Sexual art of filling a persons slot with change or money.
Man i'd love to take my quarters and piggybank her ass...
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noun: The unpleasant surprise you get when you choose a seemingly harmless emoticon from the static image palette only to see it animate..
