What is Imaginary Boner?
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The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.
girl: DO you EVER get boners!
boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.
girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner
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to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established
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Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.
Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?..
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when birds poop on your roof or on any other towering point and it goes SPLAT!!
as the flock of seagulls flew overhead, i was quite sur..
