Imaginary Tom

What is Imaginary Tom?

When someone has a long-distance relationship and you don't believe the other part of the relationship really exists

Girl: omigod, my boyfriend totally called me last night!

Friend: Your Imaginary Tom?

Girl: He's a real boy!!!

See imaginary, unreal, fake, tom

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