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an ugly and/or nerdish guy dating or married to a hot looking women
see that hot babe with that nerd. he must have hit the chick lotter..
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The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.
It wasn't me...the cat is a tale..
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The guy out on your lawn picking mushrooms
neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN!
mushroon man: I'm the lawn inspector..