What is Imeter?
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A unit of measurement designed to estimate the measure of point A to point B based on how many iPod songs it takes you to walk there.
Son: "What!? I have to WALK to school!? It's like 12 iMeters away! I'll be, like, 20 minutes late!"
Father:~sigh~"Fine, I'll drive you. Get in the car."
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..