Imlish

What is Imlish?


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I.M.lish or imlish. Abbreviation for Instant Messaging English. The result of typing so fast that letters are left off, words jumbled, and general grammar rules are thrown out the window for the sake of expediency. Corrections are not bothered with as the reader will no doubt understand the text anyway. Similar in nature to texting grammar but more unintentional and mainly a result of trying to type as fast as one speaks.

wha she said sint as importnt as how she sid it. thats th prolbem. shes fuked. pardn my IMlish.

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