What is Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth?


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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

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