Immaculate Curve

What is Immaculate Curve?

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve

(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal

Immaculate Curve - Redefined

(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.

Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

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