What is Immaculate Defecation?
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
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n. A situation where all parties are extremely drunk and getting laid is a formality. Equivelant to making an easy shot in basketball.
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slang for your penis
Beating the one eyed midget
See trouser snake, tally-wacker, one eyed monster..
