What is Immediate Family?
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Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
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A.)A cripple, especially one with crutches.
After his sad lawnmower fight, Benjamin would forever be a hopalongcassidy.
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A drag queen.
"Your mom has a hellacious 'stache bro. When she gets dressed up, she looks like a fuckin' fashion bunny,..