Immediate Family

What is Immediate Family?


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Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.

Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.

See immediate family, death, divorce, jerks


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