Immigrant

What is Immigrant?


1.

What every inhabitant of the USAis, except the Native Americans.

A: Dude, I fuckin hate them immigrants!

B: Well whaddaya think your great great great grand father was?

See germans, immigrants, usa

2.

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

3.

Politically correct slangfor " slave". Basically, immigration was the United States's perfect way of coping with the abolishment of slaverybecause all it had to do was lure the unfortunate souls from their home countries into America with its bullshit "Land of Opportunity" advertisements, and cruelly exploit them like animals for years, even their entire lives, while dangling the green card just out of their reach.

American: Immigrants are sub-humans in our eyes, but we can easily make them work for 80-hours a week for $1.50 an hour if we want to because they have no rights in our country!

See sarcastic

4.

(1) One who LEGALLY comes into a new country and settles, as opposed to an "illegal alien", who either sneaks into a new country, or enters legally, then overstays his allowed time as a visitor. There is no such thing as an "illegal immigrant", since the word "immigrant" implys legality.

Immigrant families today face supicion about their legal status because the news media insists on refering to illegal aliens as "immigrants."

See illegal alien, immigration, alien, undocumented worker

5.

Someone who comes to live in this country, contrary to what the ignorant fucker who wrote number 4 said they nearly always work and are not normally even entitled to benefits. They tend to do work no-one else wants to do. The stupid meat-head pissed wankers that hate them are normaly the same people who eat kebabs(which wouldn't exist in this country without immigration) at 2 in the morning. They have introduced lots of foods to our country including curry, which we all love. Almost evryone in the UK will have immigrants in thier bloodline. Normally used as a scapegoat to distract us from the real problems of the world.

wanker:fucking immigrants coming here fucking our country up.

non sun reader:why

wanker:they don't fuckin work

non sun reader:they do

wanker: umm... err .... they steal all our jobs

non sunreader: example

wanker: fuck off or i will smack ya

See paki, nigga, gook, immigrant, scrounger

6.

(supposed to mean those coming into a country) but is now known to be the millions of Iraqi, Czech, Portugese etc men that come into England supposedly for work, rely solely on benefits, but somehow manage to buy every brand/designer name on the planet. They hang around in shopping centres and city centres eyeing up young girls, whistling and often attempting to pervertedly communicate with said young girls. They all have the same haircut too.

girl (to friend):"what tha F**K is that immigrant lookin at?" (to immigrant) YEAH WOT!!! U GOTTA PROBLEM?!?!?!?!"

7.

One who lacks the qualities necessary to prosper in his homeland.

Though his children may become successful in life, an immigrant seldom does.


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