Immortal

What is Immortal?


1.

A very great Black Metal band. Formed in 1990 in Norway by Abbath (Olve Eikemo). Lyrical themes include: Winter, Grimness, Darkness, Blashyrkh. Recently Disbanded. Long live the kings.

Last cd: Sons of Northern Darkness

"Man, it sucks that Immortal Broke up."

"Immortal still fucking rule, even if they broke up"

See Damon

2.

Idiot rap group? NO!!!!! Black Metal Gods?? YES!!!

Have you heard the new Immortal album?

The rappers?

No they suck big male c@#k!!

3.

Either someone who lives forever and does not die, or an idea that is passed on and does not fade out for a very long period of time.

It can be an undefeatable person/army/country.

If a person is immortal, it doesn't mean they never die in body, but their memory lives on.

Julius Caeser is immortal because she all know who he is.

Archilles is immortal because we remember his name, and Troy is immortal because we do not forget the seige.

Jesus' love is immortal because it's still with us now because so many people believe in it.

Only when no one believes in God anymore, will God cease to exist.

4.

A living thing, usually a person, who is unable to perish/die. This, however, doesn't mean said person or thing cannot be injured (see involnerable) or sustain physical damage. A prime example of immortals are vampires, KK's farts, and KK Macleod.

In the end, there can be only one!

See James Bourne

5.

Something that does not end. Death is non-existant for immortals, like division by zero.

Or finding an exit to a never-ending tunnel.

Or trying to cross a door that doesn't exist.

Eternal life, to live forever.

Dude#1: I killed an immortal haha!!

Dude#2: If you killed him, he wasn't really immortal

Dude#1: #$%@!!!!

Dude#2: lol

See immortality, eternal, forever, never

6.

People who see the world differently. Immortals see the mistakes of mortals, who are people who for example, promote war, ignore poverty, abuse drugs, promote violence and see no point in life. This term of immortals has nothing to do with mystical creatures or immortality, it is simply a clear cut between the idiots of humanity and those who help others as much as themselves. Immortals see the cracks in the system of the world such as law and the government. They do not see differences in people but people as a whole.

The following defines an immortal very well:

"Here's to all the crazy ones.

The misfits. The rebels.

The troublemakers.

The round pegs in the square holes -

the ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules

and they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them

disagree with them,

quote them, disbelieve them,

glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things."

- Jack Kerouac

Gandhi

Jack Kerouac

Mortal: "Hey man, lets go trash that nerd!"

Immortal: "F@#k you..." *walks away

See crazy people, peace

7.

Used in reference to being drunk to the point of believing you are invincible.

I was immortal, last night, after a visit to the pub.

See drunk, immortal, invincible, drinking, pub


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