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very first moments after just being born
"knew from your first gulp you was my savin grace. yo momma got my love for poppin you ou..
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little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys
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The second Friday of every October, celebrating ÜSKÜDAR's awesomeness. Festivities include drawing manly 'staches on your fri..