Impact Craters

What is Impact Craters?


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When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.

After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.


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