What is Impacted Penis?
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When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.
I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?
I have an Impacted Penis.
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What you might say when something is so awesome, you have to let someone know right away, and there is no time for a space in between.
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adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3..
