Impacted Penis

What is Impacted Penis?


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When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.

What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

See sick, work, dick, disease


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