Imperfliction Edit Meaning

1.

A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.

Hello there. I have a disease. I suffer from IMPERFLICTION. Every day I wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. I do so want to look butt fugly like everyone else. I've done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. I'm still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*

See vanity, janice, dickinson, bollocks, vaiz

2.

A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.

Hello there. I have a disease. I suffer from IMPERFLICTION. Every day I wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. I do so want to look butt fugly like everyone else. I've done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. I'm still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*

See janice, dickinson, vanity, bollocks, vaiz

3.

a terrifying psychological illness where the patient is convinced that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs

hello there. i have a disease. i suffer from IMPERFLICTION. every day i wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. i do so want to look pug-fugly like everyone else. ive done everything to try and counter this terrible illness eg mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. im still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*

See vanity, janice, dickinson, bollocks, vaiz