Imperial March

What is Imperial March?

1.

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!

Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.

2.

A song composed for Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by John Williams. It is first played as the audience is shown Darth Vader's survival from the previous movie.

The Imperial March would be a perfect theme song for the Bush Administration.

3.

A theme from Star Warsso great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

See star wars, brown note, john williams, george lucas
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