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When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.
Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo ro..
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when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- relate..
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alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)
I'll bet he's under the affluence..