What is Implants?
1.
Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.
Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.
2.
Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.
Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.
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3.
Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.
My mom's implants are better than your's!
4.
Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.
"great tits, look at those implants"
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5.
Man's best friend.
Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.
