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When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubrica..
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The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or lo..
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When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.
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