Imports Suck Ass

What is Imports Suck Ass?


1.

A cruel, but true phrase, used to degrade morons who think big stupid looking wings and shitty body kits look cool, and who think buzzing pieces of crap sound awesome. Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?

VROOM! VROOM! ASSHOLES! NOT BWANG! BWANG!

- Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?

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Cuz cars aren't suppose to sound like fucking chainsaws. And front wheel driven cars do NOT need a wheelie bar!!

Look at every import wanna be racer and their stupid 4 inch exhaust tip.

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People who think imports suck ass are among the smartest people in the world.

Id rather own a Camaro then any other import in the world, cuz imports suck ass.

4.

A term used by people who are smart enough to count and can realize that 8 is more then 4 or 6. Here is a good way to look at it. When you go to the track what are the fastest cars? I must say that I personally have never seen any hopped up honda outrun the track favorite american car. Also, when people say that it does'nt matter what kind of car and just the person tuning it; that means they cant afford a good car. because I have never seen somone make a 10 second car simply by tuning it. So eat shit you ricer import fags. As for other imports such as BMWs. They can eat shit as well for being cars created by euro tea sipping fagots. The fastest car in the world is american dip shit. If the fastest car in the world ever becomes a ricer then that will be the day I change my mind. So yeah. Im pretty sure ill never change my mind. IMPORTS SUCK ASS!

Angy because I said Imports Suck ASS? Do a ricer fly-by... im sure that will impress everyone...

See imports, suck, nissan, honda, tuner, muscle, car, drag, race

5.

Used by real men who know that a 3rd Generation Camaro doesn't weigh much more than a piece of shit Honda, but with a Big V8 in the Camaro, it will run over anything.

A 1984 Camaro Z-28 with a stock 305 motor, 0-60 MPH in 5.4 seconds

See Bubba

6.

term used by people who dont realize that lexus, bmw, audi, benz, ferrari, lamborghini, aston martin, etc ARE NOT AMERICAN CARZ

i say importz suck ass because i only drive a mustang...and not a ferrari.

7.

Is a term by people that 8 cylinders is a better starting point for moddinga car that with 4 cylinders. These are usually the people that understand there is no replacement for displacement.

Imports suck ass because when your asleep at 2 a.m. and hear some ungodly sound out in the parking lot reving up there engine.

See imports, suck, ricers, honda, civic, bfab


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