What is Impossible Firehose?
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when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
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To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.
Andy grabbed his American flag ..
