Improverty

What is Improverty?

1.

While selling Black Tar Heroin, a young african by the name of Patrick Agbu invented this technique.

The technique states :

Both buyer and seller must pull their dicks out and compare sizes, if the dealers is larger than the buyer, the dealer determines the price, and if the buyer has the larger genitalia, he gets to determine the price.

Since Patrick Agbu has the biggest dick in the world, he never loses in the game of improverty.

This is a dialogue of improverty in action.

Patrick : "Sup dawg"

Buyer : "Nutin mang, wut u got?"

Patrick : "Only the crunkest black tar you ever set yo eyez on"

Buyer : "Sheeeeeeiiit, how much?"

Patrick : "Pull your dick out"

-End Scene-

See agbu, patrick, improv, black, tar
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