Imsturbate

What is Imsturbate?

To send an instant message to oneself.

"I tested out my IM software by signing in on two computers, but I didn't mean to imsturbate."

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Pink Mushroom Tattoo

1. The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom. "I gave that girl a Pink Mushroom Tattoo." See pink..

Umptillion

1. A very great, yet indeterminate number, probably greater than a million. as umpteen, but much greater. Indeed, there are umptillion wor..

Relurkate

1. To move self from one situation of acting in a undeniably dodgy manner to another (potentially compromising, you know who you are) in a ..

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