What is In Bed?
1.
Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.
2.
Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.
Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
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3.
1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.
Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?
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4.
Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.
Try it, it works. :] Can make any conversation amusing.
Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.
Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.
Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.
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5.
Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like
Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed
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6.
A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!
1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....
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7.
Also good for using after
Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!