In Bed

What is In Bed?


1.

Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.

"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.

2.

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"

Steve: IN BED!

Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

See sex, oral, anal, lumpkin, bum

3.

1) To be in a bed.

2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

See Sarah

4.

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. :] Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?

Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.

Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!

Dude 2: In bed.

See in bed, sex, perverted, in, bed, funny

5.

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything

Rob: In bed

See inside, bed, sheets, pillow, pillowcase

6.

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...

2: In bed!!!

Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

See fortune, cookie, bed, in, sleep, chinese, food

7.

Also good for using after your mom, ]your face], and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid

Bevers: Your mom is stupid

ABel: Your face is stupid

Bevers: your mom's face is stupid

abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed

follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!


27

Random Words:

1. To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face "Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of..
1. Pronounced (zorx-age) 1. The act of pwnxorx against fellow players. The word originates from ownage, which developed into pwnage and fi..
1. A discussion relating to furries or the furry fandom. "I heard Joe and Cathy talking about The Lion King and The Secrets of Nimh. ..