In Denial

What is In Denial?


1.

In denial of being single because the break up was not mutual. Maybe because you still live with your 'ex' bf and are still sleeping in the same bed and having sex too!

girl- "I love you."

guy- "I love you, too."

girl- "Then why did you want to break up with me?"

guy- "I just need some space away from you and some time to think about how I feel about being single."

********Days Later ***

girl- "Hey.What are you doing sat night?"

girl's friend- "Hi. Nothing much. Just having some people over and drinking. You and the bf should come over too."

girl- "Yeah. Sounds like fun. I will see if he wants to go."

The girl shows up alone and gives an excuse for the bf because....she is single and that is what it's like to be In denial.

See single, idiot, break up, ex


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