In State

What is In State?


1.

A phrase used by out-of-state students at prestigious public universities in reference to the masses of inferior students that are given the same educational opportunity at half the price simply because their mentally defective parents decided to live in a state with a good university system and make mentally defective babies. Uses: describing a person; as a mutually understood exclamation among fellow out-of-staters; a condescending, effective insult.

Roger: I like this girl in my Geology class.

George: (looks on facebook) Dude, she's in state.

Roger: Fuck.

Gary: Hey shitface, should I go pre-med or pre-law?

Kevin: My dad is a doctor. My mom is a lawyer. My mom is also a bitch. Go pre-med.

(Pan-faced girl walks into room)

Girl: Guys, what's a dental dam?

Gary: (shakes head, looks at Kevin)

Kevin: Fuckin' in state...

Marissa: I can't figure out how to turn on my iPod!

Charles: In state.

Marissa: What?

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2.

A phrase used by out-of-state students at prestigious public universities in reference to the masses of inferior students that are given the same educational opportunity at half the price simply because their mentally defective parents decided to live in a state with a good university system and make mentally defective babies.

Uses:

1. describing a person

2. a mutually understood exclamation among fellow out-of-staters

3. a condescending and effective insult.

Roger: I like this girl in my Geology class.

George: (looks on facebook) Dude, she's in state.

Roger: Fuck.

Gary: Hey shitface, should I go pre-med or pre-law?

Kevin: My dad is a doctor. My mom is a lawyer. My mom is also a bitch. Go pre-med.

(Pan-faced girl walks into room)

Girl: Guys, what's a dental dam?

Gary: (shakes head, looks at Kevin)

Kevin: Fuckin' in state...

Marissa: I can't figure out how to turn on my iPod!

Charles: In state.

Marissa: What?

See hood rat, retard, unc


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