What is In The Cards?
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a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"
I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards
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2.
likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)
Another win for the team is in the cards.
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