In The Holster

What is In The Holster?


1.

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"


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