In The Zone

What is In The Zone?


1.

Expression used to describe a state of consciousness where actual skills match the percieved performance requirements perfectly. Being in the zone implies increased focus and attention which allow for higher levels of performance. Athletes, musicians, and anybody that totally owns a challenge of physical and mental performance can be in the zone.

The Noodle Incident gets in the zone by warming up before a show.

See Kenny

2.

Term used to describe a state of mind whereby a person/machine is working/performing at peak or optimal performance. Usually applied to athletes, sportsmen/women. Not to be confused with the term high on drugs.

"Oh man that shot was lethal! He is IN THE ZONE"

3.

A really shitty album by a skank.

Kevin: Dude, why do you have a fucking Britney Spears album in your car?

Jason: It's not mine, it's my sister's. Besides, I jerk off to the pictures.

See Wang Newton

4.

a dance one does, while working, to deter others from approaching you. Dance steps may vary but the effect is maximized while chanting "i'm in the zone" over and over just loud enough for people to hear only when very close. May resemble the "pee-pee dance" but has no real connection known to date.

hfg softly:"i'm in the zone,... get the fuck away from me,... i'm in the zone,...get away from me freak! i'm in the zone.."

the annoyer:"did you just call me a freak?"

hfg:"what?"

the annoyer: "did you call ME A FREAK?" hfg:"YO,...GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

true story.

See zonin, pee-pee, get away


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