What is In Tom Cruise's Apartment?


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1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.

Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".

See gay, closeted, fubar, jump the couch, scientology


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