Inaccurate Conception

What is Inaccurate Conception?

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The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."

Mary-"What the hell."

God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."

Mary-"Okay"

God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

See god, wet dream, angry dragon, mary, conception

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