Inanimate Resistance

What is Inanimate Resistance?


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Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"

"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

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