What is Inanimate Resistance?
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Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
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The act of headbutting a woman in the belly hard enough to rock her ovaries.
She wouldn't shut her yap so I had no other choice bu..