What is Inanimate Resistance?
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Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
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When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her..
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